Spot the book title ....

At the naming of Tishkin Silk, Mr Monday said, "It's all good in the city of tiny lights."

Not so for the surgeon who had just returned from Brokeback Mountain. The surgeon, in grand final fever, had lost money to the Black Angel when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows crushed Feeding the Demons.

The foundling, a witness to this wager, did not view it as a patriot act. He vowed to kill or be killed in his quest for the rose. Armed and dangerous, he bellowed, "Have gun will travel. I'll go anywhere, risk anything and kill anyone if the price is right!"

To be continued ...