Hey, there's something fishy happening in the children's area .... they moved everything round and I don't know where to find things.

Thought I saw you floundering about. Have you seen the new shelving? It went up without a hitch.

Yeah, it looks like Jack is perched on the top shelf. Doesn't surprise me though, he's a bit of a flake.

You reckon it will lure more kids in?

Like a beacon.

I'm waiting with bated breath for the next change in this library.

Hey, they might be due for a seachange.

Spot the book title ....

At the naming of Tishkin Silk, Mr Monday said, "It's all good in the city of tiny lights."

Not so for the surgeon who had just returned from Brokeback Mountain. The surgeon, in grand final fever, had lost money to the Black Angel when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows crushed Feeding the Demons.

The foundling, a witness to this wager, did not view it as a patriot act. He vowed to kill or be killed in his quest for the rose. Armed and dangerous, he bellowed, "Have gun will travel. I'll go anywhere, risk anything and kill anyone if the price is right!"

To be continued ...