Mmmmmmmmmmm ........ caaaaaaaaaaaake
It warms the heart, wards off the hunger and ignites a spark of creativity in some:
There once was a guy named Peter,
who was one heck of a geezer.
He sat in his chair,
saying, "'Tis only fair,
that I eat the whole sponge cake."
Okay, needs a bit of tweaking ...
There once was a guy named Peter,
who was one heck of a geezer.
He sat in his chair,
saying, "'Tis only fair,
that I am a champion cake eater."
.... almost there .....
There once was a bloke called Peter
Who was a very big eater
He ate all the cake
Which was a mistake
Coz it didn't make him any sweeter
... that's it!